Welcome to the most prestigious order of Underwater Bloopers Prophets, where we serve as the voice of the Deep. Our expertise on underwater navigation and aquatic affairs is unmatched. We'll guide you through the most crucial tips for a successful underwater adventure.
Tip 1: Don't get lost in the kelp. Always carry a trusty compass, and never rely on your phone's GPS underwater. The seaweed looks like it's going the wrong direction, but it's just trying to confuse you.
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